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Terrible, just terrible! God what is wrong with me?! Hahaha! Seriously they are bad, I know.

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Found this ad on kijiji today!

“Seeking Bilingual Straight Truck Drivers”

“We are currently seeking experienced straight truck drivers for the commercial (office) moving industry. Must have five ton experience. DZ licence peferred but not necessary as long as you have an Ontario G class licence. Bilingual (English/French) oral and written is a definate asset and would be preferred. Salary will be based on experience and/or the type of licence you have. If interested¬†please apply in person at 2710 Stevenage Drive, Ottawa, Ontario K1G 3N2 and ask for Alvin.”

Now is it just me or does this ad seem a little off?

I bet they had a bad experience with a previous “gay” employee, who fucked up big time, they don’t want to make that mistake again!

“Eh! Jean-Guy put an ad on kajeyjey for new truck driver, but calis make fucking sure he isn’t a gay guy, we don’t want another truck driver waving his hand out the window at all the boys!”


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Story:

A man wants to be a super hero but he is too flamboyant and silly, he wears a ¬†Zorro mask with a top hat, mustache, and a cape. He acts like a gentleman and dances in and out of conflict. He calls himself the “The masked, hatted, dancing man of the night”. After getting beat up because his introduction and dance takes too long, he changes his name and becomes Batman!

Scene ends with a guy shouting “Who are You?!” “I’m Batman” is what our hero replies.

I’m a terrible artist but this is where terrible goes! On the Internet!

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1st World Problems (Comic)

Posted: April 7, 2014 in Comic
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I’m just messing around with comic layouts and what not, here’s another example I made in a hurry.

“1st world problems…”

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Made this stupid thing, why? Why not? Watch as I slowly unfold more retarded home-brewed comics!

It’s really just a social comment on our love for violence…

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Walking Dead: Father and Son

Posted: April 1, 2014 in Comic
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Well it turns out that the old man was in fact Rick’s long lost father! Oh Wow! My heart got so warm and fuzzy after that episode, almost as moist warm as looking at the flowers!

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