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“EoD” Segment 8 (3 of 3)

Posted: April 6, 2014 in EoD

“EoD” Segment 8 (3 of 3)

“Trunk full of guns? And they let us in wow” Yeah our papers were cleared, if your a born citizen they put a lot of trust into you. We can pretty much bring in anything we want, except for you know, slaves and shit. “So what do you want to do now? All that…killing has kind of gotten’ me excited…” Oh, you excited in the pants baby? “Gross. No I mean, if we can make a lot of caps bringing in loot from the states why not do it?” Are you trying to get me to start a business looting America with you? “Uhm…Yes.” I love you sister, let’s do it. After I get a chance to crash for a bit and sell what we got to Cooper we’ll head back out to California. “Hmm, wanna’ go to Washington instead?” There’s a lot of Super Mutants out there… “What’s a Super Mutant?” Picture the things we’ve been fighting but dumber, green and with very big guns. “Oh never mind than, who the hell wants to fight a Super Mutant?” Their not that tough, just try not to pick a fist fight with one. “I bet they have ugly babies” Their sterile sweetie “Oh well where do they come from than?” No one really knows, they were made by the government in a bunch of labs but a few of them blew up. Now there’s rumors that their making themselves, apparently some of them are smarter than us, but I think their all pretty stupid. “Who’s the government?” Well sis, before the bombs the world was ran by “governments” which were a group of people that were in charge of the whole country, they kept balance and order and things like that. But eventually they got fat and greedy and wanted more then they actually needed. Than a group of starving people came by begging for their excess waste and the government said “No fuck you!” than the war happened. “Wow the government sucks” Yeah mostly, but we need it. Canada would be like the states if we didn’t have a military left.

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“EoD” Segment 8 (2 of 3)

Posted: April 6, 2014 in EoD

“EoD” Segment 8 (2 of 3)

“It’s Judgement Day” It’s Judgement Day baby, hah. I’m glad we’re on the road again, it’s safer here than anywhere else so far. Watch out, we’re almost near the border, do you still have your papers? “Yeah, I’ll never lose those” Good, if you didn’t have them though my PipBoy has all your history. “Can I have yours IF you die? Sure sis, but let’s try to find you one in Ontario. “But I want one like yours, I like the backpack style ones, the wrist one just feels too bulky. I really like the way yours runs down your spine” We’ll talk to Cooper, I’ll need him to help me sell all this gear anyways. “You looted all the people you killed?” Yup, took everything and stored it in the trunk. You didn’t think I would leave all that loot alone did you? I want to retire from all this killing one day. Maybe even buy you a house when your ready to settle down. “Papers and registration please” Here you go “Do you have anything to declare?” Uh… we have a trunk full of guns, armor, ammo, drugs, mostly just shitloads of Psycho’s and Mentats, food, water, meds… UH… whole bunch of shit really. “Hey hey! nice score! So you guys from around here?” Nah we’re from Ottawa, yourself? “Waterloo” Oh I’m sorry man… “Nah, It’s cool, the place was a shit hole anyways. Well you guys take care, welcome back to Canada!” Thanks It’s good to be home.

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“EoD” Segment 8 (1 of 3)

Posted: April 6, 2014 in EoD

“EoD” Segment 8 (1 of 3)

“It’s Judgement Day!” *Bang!* *Bang!* Nice shot, but you totally missed that Raider’s face. Always aim for the face, it’s normally a lot more effective in a mass fire fight. Remember that it’s…”Judgement Day!” *Bang!* …Amazing shot sister! but uh remember that it’s nice to let the enemy waste their ammo shooting you while in cover, or while high and standing in the open, so that your armor absorbs the… “Judgement Day!” *Bang!* …Heh sis, you don’t have to say it all the time, but it is pretty catchy! Bullets, than yeah. Your getting the hang of this aren’t you? Your a real natural, you must get it from dad. Three Raiders on your first day! Wow I’m really impressed sis. “Thanks! It feels good to actually… you know… kill someone that deserves it. It’s like that’s what we were born to do… Judge…” You wanna be super heroes? And run around the day shooting people in the face? We could totally start a gang and like call it the Judgement Day Club… “Let’s get back to Canada first, I’ll drive.”

“Oh my God remember when those Slavers took me? And you totally punched a guy through the face and you came running out of the barn with a dead guy between your wrist screaming do you know what day it is?! I swear one of the Slavers pee’d his pants! He was all like we’re gonna’ die! I’m so sorry! Than his boss slapped him and ran into the truck.” Uhm, no I actually don’t remember any of it, it’s been a long trip… “Well you killed eight men that night. You really don’t remember? Three of them came into the barn and you came out dragging’ the third on your wrist…You shot two and killed the rest with your bare hands… You really don’t remember? It was only last week or so. No I don’t… I try not to think about the things I’ve done too much… “Well I really hope you can teach me to fight the way you do, I don’t know how you do it…” Sis, sometimes the world just slows down and you get a huge moment of clarity, everything seems to just set itself in motion and in place, but only when you truly believe your doing the right thing. God aids the good guys, angels aren’t born their made. When you wish to judge the day everything will just seem clear and your bullets, your fists, your mind, heart, or rage will guide the way.

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“EoD” Segment 7 (3 of 3)

Posted: April 6, 2014 in EoD

“EoD” Segment 7 (3 of 3)

Wow, I’m a terrible influence on my sister. Sis being the “Shepard” means to be the good guy, to do what’s right, to make sure that the world is safe forever. If you want to be like me, don’t, just try to be the Shepard. “Your funny, but you’ve got brains on your shirt.” Yes I am stained with the blood of my enemies… does it make me look pretty bad ass? “Yup you look great, like a loving psycho with a drug problem and no smile” The only thing I can really hope for is that until we get to Canada no one tries to fuck with this no smile loving psycho. “You should teach me to shoot like you” You should teach me to steal like you. “Later, shooting first, let’s pull over by these docks”

Alright first things first, start with the basics sis. When you point a gun at someone for the first time you gotta look at em’ straight in the eyes and say do you know what day it is? “Why?” Because its bad ass… sheesh sis it’s what the Shepard would do! Ok and than when they say something like Wednesday or please don’t shoot me, or whatever it is, you say no, it’s Judgement Day! Than you shoot them in the face, pretty easy right? “Uhm no, come on! Teach me to shoot!” I am sis trust me, killing is all mental it has nothing to do with the gun. When you look someone in the eyes don’t look at them, look at the evil, everything they’ve probably done wrong. Chances are your looking at a dead man already, so by pulling that trigger and shooting him in the face your actually doing him a favor. You see sis, God needs people to sin so the Devil has people to punish. Being the Shepard is all about bringing people to both God and the Devil. So when I killed that roulette dealer I… “By accident…” Yes by accident of course… Uhm… Well I sent her to God. “Cheery” Yes indeed. Now sister, do you know what day it is?!

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“EoD” Segment 7 (2 of 3)

Posted: April 6, 2014 in EoD

“EoD” Segment 7 (2 of 3)

April 28th,
It’s been a hell of a week and there’s a lot of crap out there that I hope I don’t have to pick up. If all this drug use and shit makes me lose my teeth and my potence than fuck you God for not watching out for me! The bullet wounds have healed nicely, there weren’t many but my armour needs some patchwork. The Jeep is driving great and we’ve got plenty of fuel, food, water, smokes and Rotgut. No Jet I’m trying to go clean, I still have a boatload of Psycho and Mentats though, but those are for the rare occasions of gambling, bullshiting and/ or killing. I’m trying not to kill however…Still trying to be the Shepard and all that Pulp Fiction Pre-War bullshit. It’s hard not having drugs, everything seems so…lacking…like it just looked better, felt slower when I was high. Drugs are bad though, my brain and my heart hurt sometimes. However they keep the badassness up high and the trigger fingers always rested. My sister and I drive away from the New California Republic, we’re leaving all that shit behind us, the South is way too bloody for me. If I stay in the states any longer I’ll turn into a monster… than my sister would be the one eighter saving me, or shooting me in the face and/or splitting open my guts…
“Hey! I wouldn’t do that!” Oh sorry, I didn’t think you were listening…this is a uh soliliquy. “Well your talking into a holotape strapped to your chest…I’ve heard everything you’ve said since monday. You should have seen yourself in the Sharks Club. “I walk into the Sharks Club…I start blasting holes into people’s faces!” Hahaha! You were so high! UH…. “THe funniest thing was when you walked in, I was thinking “Yay! I’m saved!” and than you took a bunch of drugs and passed out. The whole club was like “Who the hell is this guy?” Than you come running out of the bathroom shooting everyone! You must love me so much! I hope I can find a guy like you one day”

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“EoD” Segment 7 (1 of 3)

Posted: April 6, 2014 in EoD

“EoD” Segment 7 (1 of 3)

April 27th. My sister is gone, she’s been taken back by the Slavers that took her. Apparenly I didn’t kill them all, but it’s not a problem. I was captured by them also but that’s another story. I quickly escaped and have begun torturing the man that planned all of this.
I take a pair of pliers and rip off his left nipple. “AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” That must have been pretty loud. I’ll remember to warn the holodisk when to lower the volume, “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Shut the fuck up you stupid basterd! Get up! Get the fuck up! Take this lighter and stop the bleeding! He does it, I laugh “Hahaha! –yes that was me. Now take me to my fucking sister! Now!

“What are you doing?” I’m talking into a holotape, I’m recording this whole thing. I want… I want the world to know what people like me have done to help make this world a better place. “You’re so silly, do you want me to drive?” Sure, I’m going to take a nap…Goodnight.

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“EoD” Segment 6 (3 of 3)

Posted: April 6, 2014 in EoD

“EoD” Segment 6 (3 of 3)

And that’s when it fucking hit me, who was standing by my Jeep? You and your fucking team of mobsters, you couldn’t just let me drive off back to Canada and live in peace with my fucking sister eh?! Well fuck you! You and every other American are the reason the world is like this! If it wasn’t for you people I would be home right now, sitting with my sister! Arm in arm! We could be watching the sunrise together! ANYTHING! But no, you had to take her away, beat her up, put a gun to her head and make me come running gun in hand, get me addicted to every fucking drug out there and than what?! Yeah come here and fucking kill you all, and your neighbors, your neighbors friends, and the fucking roulette dealer and… I take a hit of Jet! And the fucking dogs! You couldn’t just let me be happy! You can’t just be civil?! The whole world has to be some kind of fucking game to you, where you just abuse the people around you?! That’s life?!! Eh, is that it! You fucking disgust me! I should just shoot you now! But no! No! That’s too good for you. Now shut the fuck up and listen:

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